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Where the Finca you been?

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My first 3 weeks in Colombia I was in the capital city of Bogota.  I needed some peace and a break from the city life.

The view from my office.

The view from my office.

A close friend I’ve made gave me the opportunity to go to her farm, or “finca” as they call them here.  I stayed for a week on my own, spending my days working on my writing and exploring the countryside by horseback and on foot with my canine friend Lucho.

A special thank you to my amazing neighbors; Luis, Mary Yibe, Alejandro, Lorena, and of course Lezlie and Brenda for the opportunity.  Your generous invitation was hugely helpful in my creative process and an experience I won’t soon forget.  Click the images below to see more.

In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play
Friedrich Nietzsche

Goooooooood Morning Colombia! My morning work station on a small farm outside Bogota Getting the horses ready for a ride. A majestic afternoon ride in the hills of San George, Colombia What an ass! Just taking a sunday stroll. Colombia's National Sport, Tejo! Buena Vista "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."  Josh Billings "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andy Rooney The little bug just wanted to come cuddle with us. One afternoon I went and sat under this tree and read "The Apology" by Plato...It was a more satisfying few hours of entertainment than any cinema has ever provided me thats for sure!

Meeting Cute Colombian Girls in the Streets of Medellin

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ColombianCuties

ColombianCuties

When I arrived in Medellin I connected online with three cute Colombian girls.  I saw ColombianCuties had started following my site CanadianHayes.com and asked if we could meet up for an interview.  We met in Parque Lleras, which I’ve been told is the place to meet beautiful girls in the posh Poblado neighborhood of Medellin.

Every person in Bogota said the same thing when I asked them where I should go next.  Medellin: The weather is beautiful and the woman are hot.  Or was it; The weather is hot and the woman are beautiful?

Interview with the ColombianCuties

Interview with the ColombianCuties

Despite all I’d heard, I wanted to see for myself if Medellin, the plastic surgery capital of the world, was truthfully filled with beautiful woman.  Were they phony, materialistic, fake? Or were the rumors true, was Medellin filled with real beauties?

I mostly spoke with Bella, she understands English and I’m still learning Spanish.  Sitting between Kandy and Angela the three girls present a unified front, but Bella is clearly the leader.  She looked at me with a mischievous smile when I asked her how someone becomes a ColombianCutie.  

“To be honest, most Colombian girls are cuties, so pretty much any of them can be a ColombianCutie!  We just want to make sure we have good people surrounding us who not only want to receive, but also want to give back.”

Kandy and Anglea taking photo's in Parque Lleras

Kandy and Anglea taking photo’s in Parque Lleras

They plan to transition to a paid membership site once their audience is larger.  I point out the potential for their site to be quite lucrative and Bella is quick to tell me their plans to work with charities.  They plan to support orphanages around the city.  “To sum it up; ColombianCuties is fun, its charity, it’s growing up, it’s being who we are…That is ColombianCuties.”

Beside being cute girls from Medellin I asked them what other goals they had.  I was impressed to learn that Bella and Kandy are both in College, studying math and communications, respectably.

Bella & Kandy

Bella & Kandy

But Angela?  Well she’s still in High school! That’s jailbait for anyone who’s paying attention.

Angela

Angela

What kind of people follow the ColombianCuties?  Bella explained; “Our followers are from all over the world, especially the United States, there are a lot of strange guys, there are a lot of good guys. There are all kinds of people.  Even though there are some strange people,  it is not a problem, we are ok.” Bella looked to both girls to confirm this last statement.  I decided to see what she meant by “Strange guys.”

First I came across Marvin Simpkins Sr, an ordained minister from Tennessee.  He thought  “Whee fun time!” was an appropriate comment to leave on this picture of a bikini-clad Bella.

Nice Bikini eh!

Nice Bikini eh!

Creepy old man - And he's a minister!

Creepy old man – And he’s a minister!

I wouldn’t necessarily argue with Marvin, She does wear it well but come on buddy, you’re a minister for God’s sake!

Then there’s Comedian Bernard Smith IV of Grand Rapids, Michigan.  When I clicked on his Facebook page the first thing I saw was a picture of him and his young nephew.  Set a good example Bernard, I doubt your family would think it’s funny when you say things like;

Candy, I would like you to come over so I can get a better look!

Kandy

Kandy

Creeper!

Creeper!

 

Bella had the following advice for aspiring ColombianCuties.  “She needs to be prepared.  She needs to study hard, she needs to learn English because that is very important.  She needs to be very healthy, and also go to the gym.  She needs to be ready.”  Ready for what I ask…?

“Ready for opportunity.”

Three cute Colombian girls trying out my skateboard.

Three cute Colombian girls trying out my skateboard.

I like Bella.  She’s got a great attitude, she’s intelligent, she talks passionately about what she is doing and physically she’s attractive.  I think what I learned from talking with her is it doesn’t matter how “hot” the women are in Medellin.  There are “hot” woman all over the world.  A woman like Bella is Beautiful for many reasons, her looks just one of them.

I will diligently continue my research in Medellin on the topic of beautiful woman.  Click the links below to share this article and follow my adventure.

Medellin's, "Linda"  Bella

Medellin’s, “Linda” Bella

Oh wait, there’s one question I forgot to ask…

“Bella, can I take you on a date sometime?”


The bastards stole my computer!

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I have my phone but no way to continue working on my books or post proper updates at the moment.
I was really on a roll the last few months, this is a speed bump I wasn’t expecting.
It’s all good though, something will work out. For now I’ll be practicing my writing by hand from the comfort of this hammock.

Stay tuned!
Sean Michael Hayes

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Offtrackplanet Interview

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Offtrackplanet.com is the best online source for awesome travel. They posted this interview about my recent adventures. Click the link to see more offtrackplanet

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Colombia’s Caribbean to Canadian Forests

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Each morning I would wake up with the sun and work on my writing until mid-day.  When I was staying in Bogota I would explore the the city on my skateboard when I was done writing.  I found a really great book store in the city but my time in the country living on a farm was the most productive and inspired of my whole trip.

My morning work station on a small farm outside Bogota

When I was in Medellin I rented an apartment right next to a skatepark and when I was done working each day I would go meet up with friends and skate.  Except for the times I was meeting up with cute Colombiana’s which was always fun.

Interview with the ColombianCuties

Interview with the ColombianCuties.

It was great fortune which led me to La Tortuga, a hostel in Taganga, a small fishing village on Colombia’s Caribbean coast.  The owner found something about my trip on social media and sent me a message asking if I wanted to stay for free and run the bar in her hostel.  I thought it sounded like a fun opportunity and I had heard interesting things about the town..

Bartending at La Tortuga hostel in Taganga Colombia.

There were two things I wrote in my notebook on my way $40 flight from Medellin to Taganga.  One of them was I wanted to fish like Hemingway in the Caribbean, and the other was to bartend like Tom Cruise in Cocktail.  I loved Taganga so much that I stayed for the rest of my trip.  I made lifelong friends and without question can cross those goals off in my book.  I am grateful to everyone I met in that wild town and I hope to be back soon.

Fishing in the Caribbean a la Hemingway.

Fishing in the Caribbean a la Hemingway.

The worst part of my trip was having my computer stolen the day I arrived in Taganga.  It wasn’t anyone at the hostel, I think somehow the Taxi driver got it on my way from the airport.  How I will never know.  Needless to say, it brought the progress on my books to a halt.  The silver lining was the time it left me to practice my writing and create more original content.  I have many notebooks filled with short stories, poems, songs and all kinds of random observations but the main thing is that I truly think my writing improved.

La Tortuga bar during a World Cup game.

La Tortuga bar during a World Cup game.

Now I am back in my hometown of Vancouver, Canada.  I have a new computer and I am back to my books and working on them each morning.  It is a slow process but I am completing everything I set out to do.  Everything is pushed back a little bit, but I am closer to the end now than ever.

Flipping into waterfalls in Minca.

Flipping into waterfalls in Minca, a small town in the mountains an hour from the coast.

If you were one of the people that pledged for my Kickstarter campaign first I will say thank you again.  I want to reassure you that all rewards will be coming as soon as they are ready.  Please consider this just a normal artistic delay and know that I am forever grateful for all the support.

I will be publishing some of the short stories I wrote in Colombia on Canadianhayes.com   Click the follow button at the top of the screen to get an email alert when the first one comes out this Friday.


With Love, The Bar Staff…– A Short Story from Colombia 1/5

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Happy Hour!

Happy Hour!

With love, the bar staff….

“Can I please get an Aguila?” he said this politely but he knew things were different after last night .  She looked up at him from her phone.  She was damn pretty he thought, and like so many girls he had known before her it was her eyes that held the truth and beauty.

Of course things would be different now, they were always different in these kind of situations and her eyes were sad and maybe a little angry.  The beauty was hiding and the truth he had seen last night was being protected.

“Here,” she placed the beer bottle in front of him on the warped and worn wooden bar.

“Como estas?” he smiled and tried his best to speak in her native tongue politely.

“Tu es loco!” there it was, the truth and beauty bright in her eyes now.

“No….” He grinned and said sarcastically.  “Yo todo normal..”  He laughed when he said it because they both knew he wasn’t normal and maybe she liked crazy guys so he asked, with a more serous, “Ti gusta loco chicos?”

“No se”

Her eyes flashed away and then she flashed away spinning on one heel towards the sink behind her.  He had seen it in her eyes though, it was quick but she’d been thinking about him too.  It made him happy when her eyes softened.

Just then the Australian couple with dreadlocks walked into the bar and came to sit on the stool next to him.  “Dos Mojitos, poor fave-vor” said the tanned Australian guy.

Turning to the man at the bar he said, “Oi mate, how ya going? Ya shoulda seen all these cunts out in the water today.  Mate, I tell ya it was outrageous.  One of the poms thats staying here, he went and puked right in his mask 5m down and all these fish started coming up and eating it.  Mate, I’m telling ya it was the best shit I’ve seen in a long time.”

“It was rank” his girlfriend added, “the guy said he was eating pizza and drinking rum and coke last night, it was mess!”  She would have been a lot more attractive without the dreadlocks but her face was beautiful and you could tell she knew it.  They both smelled the same, it was a clean smell.

One of the things he loved about this bar his beer was sitting on was how it turned into an ongoing organic art-piece as the night continued.  The cold glass beer bottles would sweat and water would drip down over the soggy label onto the wooden bar.

It would create circles on the bar which varied in size depending on how fast you drank your beer.  The circle’s would be a light grayish color on the dark stained bar.  If you sat in the same seat and drank enough beers, over time, they would join together and create circular designs which only make sense at the time, and were always gone in the morning.

A quick siesta on the bar?

A quick siesta on the bar?

The man looked up at her making the drinks.  He liked the way the bartender looked from behind.  Thinking back to last night he remembered how soft her skin had been and he wanted to touch it again.  Those legs, the color of cafe’ con leche, her calves ascending towards the back of her thighs and then disappearing into the shadows of her short dress, and her light summer dress which blew flirtatiously in the wind.

She was mulling the mint leaves and lemon syrup and her hair looked pretty, she was freshly showered and wore a tight braid.  He hoped when she turned around things would get better but the Australian turned to the man at the bar and said “Oi mate, we saw you and ol’ miss here having a toss in the hammock last night!  Good on ya, fine piece of tail for a place like this.”

“Andy shut up.” His girlfriend punched his huge shoulder with her tiny hand.  Australians were never conservative when they drink were they the man thought.  The bartender looked pissed off.  “Would you like to pay cash or should I put these on your room?” she asked this as she slammed the drinks down hard causing one of the mint leaves to fall off the edge of the glass onto the bar.

“Oh you can go ahead and chuck em on the room, and don’t worry sweet-stuff, your secrets safe with us, I was just taking the piss out of ol’ mate here.”  All the hippies the man at the bar had ever known smelled like patchouli oil and body odor but the two Australians always smelled like the ocean and nature and they never smelled dirty even though they both had dreadlocks.

The bartender didn’t look at any of them, she got red in the face and turned around quickly and busied herself by cleaning up after making the drinks.  Embarrassed and angry and this damn Australian wasn’t helping anybody out the man at the bar thought and tried to change the subject by asking for another beer.  “Un mas Aguila?”

Pulling open the door of the fridge, frosty air poured out into the warm Caribbean night.  She grabbed an icy cold, sweating beer, and placed it in the center of the water circles stamped in the bar in front of him.  She did all of this without looking at him but he couldn’t stand it.

“Gracias mi amor,” He said smoothly and with a confident voice.

Her eyes flicked up and in an instant her truth and beauty were there.  Her cheeks were flushed when she looked into his eyes.  The thing he never could have known was that she desired him as much, if not more, than he desired her.  That was what made her so angry.  He was just a boy and she had let herself get too drunk.

“Con mucho gusto,” she said with a mix of confidence and humility.  His heart melted and he fell in love with her all over agin when she said this.  It reminded him of the bedroom last night and the thankfulness she had expressed in her soft Spanish voice.  He wished he could make her thankful again right now.  She was so distant and he wanted to see her truth and beauty.

Their eyes were still locked, like they had been last night, well before at least.  Before it all went to hell.  It had started when he opened his bedroom door as she walked past it after coming downstairs from the bar.  She looked up at him with a look of yearning and then fell into his arms and without a word they had their first kiss.  Her tongue and her lips were as soft as anything he had ever touched, but there wasn’t time to think about that now.

At a certain point the night is done, but not yet...

At a certain point the night is done, but not yet…

“How’s about some tequila’s darlin?” The Aussi guy said, with so much volume and force they both turned to look at him.

“Do you want the good stuff or the shit?” With her Latin accent it sounded so cute even though she was angry.

“Get us the good stuff and throw it on my tab and you two cunts have one with us, will ya?!.”

The bartender shrugged.  The man at the bar looked over at him and then back at the bartender and shrugged as well.

“Ok then,” she said half cheerfully, it was just business and there was no truth or beauty in her eyes when she lined up the four shots and cut the slices of lime.

So that’s what is going on, the man at the bar thought to himself, he had a flash and remembered the prices of the expensive tequila and he thought about how fresh and clean the hippies always were, even with their dreadlocks, and he decided at that moment they weren’t real hippies.  It was all an act, they were fake-hippies.  Fancy Australian fake-hippies.

“Salut” the bartender tipped her head to them and then tipped it backward, downing hers before any of them had picked theirs up.

“Here’s to you two lovebirds!” the Aussie guy always seemed to shout when he spoke and he winked at the bartender and raised his glass.

“Andy shut your trap ya dick!” his girlfriend tried to punch him, but this time he leaned backwards on his stool and her fist swung past his chest and missed him completely.  The force of her punch sent her tumbling off her stool and into his lap and her tequila shot spilled onto both of them.  Unfazed the Aussie guy raised his shot glass a little higher and looked at the man at the bar and said with a slightly cocked head, “Cheers mate!” they crunched their glasses and a little spilled out of both.

When the man at the bar tilted his head back the last thing he saw was the big grin of the guy with dreadlocks, his wet shirt, his girlfriend trying to climb back up from his lap, and on the other side of the bar was the furious stare of the bartender.  That image of her face confused him, which confused his stomach and in the seconds afterwords he tried to ride the crashing wave of nausea without succumbing to its strengh.

“You’re a dick Andy!” his girlfriend leaned over and shouted from the barstool she had returned to.

“Oh you love me sweety, you know it…” His grin had the qualities of both puppy and child which made him seem like one of those guys who would be impossible to get angry at.

“You’re an asshole, he’s an asshole right?” his girlfriend turned towards the bartender and slumped both elbows down heavily in front of her on the bar.  The bartender wasn’t going to say anything to confirm her accusations, he was an asshole, but she was an asshole too, they were both assholes and it was her own fault she had fallen out of her chair.

“I’m going to bed Andy, why don’t you stay here with the people you LOVE sooooo much.  I’ll be in bed, you’re such a jerk.”

“Oh relax will ya? Don’t get your titties tied.  Sit down, you’re all right.” She was standing now and had been about to walk away but instead moved closer to him.

“Have another drink you’ll be fine.”  He reached over and touched her when he said this.  Pulling her closer with one hand, he slid a dreadlock behind her ear with his free hand and then leaned forward to kiss her gently on the cheek.

Great friends from around the world

Great friends from around the world.

The bartender looked away.  Love was weird she thought, it made you do the weirdest things and she turned her head back and forth slowly.  His girlfriend reached her tiny hand up into his massive pile of matted hair and pulled the fake-hippie guy towards her so she could whisper something in his ear.

“Well kids thats it for us!” he shot up straight and quickly finished the last sips of both their drinks.  When he stood up from his stool he was surprisingly bigger than his girlfriend.  He bent down and grabbed her around the waist and straightened his legs to stand up and when he was standing he swung her around and placed her bent over on his right shoulder.

“Old lady told me she wants to watch some porn and get kinky tonight so don’t bother coming to find us for a few hours!” He shouted this back towards them and they didn’t know it at the time but that was the last words either of them ever heard that fake-hippie guy say.

His girlfriend was still shouting as he carried her across the bar and down the stairs, “You’re such an asshole Andy, put me down, I AM NOT having SEX with YOU tonight you pig, and you sure as hell ain’t getting kinky, you can’t say that type of shit, ANDY, put me down….”  But he had already carried her down the stairs and out of the bar and they were gone.

The bartender looked at him, the man at the bar who was really a boy.  Alone with him she had no one else to be angry at.  She stared her icy stare at him, even though she liked him.  She leaned onto the bar and he leaned onto the bar and he smiled even though she didn’t.  Her hardness softened as she stared at him, and into him, and he realized he was close enough to kiss her if he wanted to, so he did.

“Stop it!” She slapped him and recoiled, “Why the hell did you do that?”  When she said this the truth and beauty was there, though now it was a rage of truth and a blaze of beauty and it was all of her.  She splashed the ice out of the cups from the finished mojitos and then walked out from behind the bar towards him.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean anything, I just thought…” His voice trailed off, she looked angry.

“You’re a real asshole” she slapped him hard across the face and it stung.

“Tranquilo princessa.” He stood up over her and grabbed both of her wrists before she could slap him again.  “Its all good.”  His voice was calm and he pulled down on her wrists and it brought them closer together and then she stood up on her toes and kissed him gently on the lips.

“I really liked last night,” She said this as she was taking a half step backward to look up at him in the innocent way all women do to a man they admire.

“Me too” He smiled at her and she couldn’t help herself.  Her arms were around his neck just like when he had opened the door last night and before either of them had time to think she kissed him with a real and true kiss and he felt it in his whole body.

He grabbed the small of her back and pulled her towards him kissing her deeply.  They bumped into the bar and then turned and they were still kissing and then they bumped into a stool and it fell over.  She pulled his hair a little to pull him away and said, “No, I can’t, I won’t… You’re just a boy.”

“Why?” Was she crying he wondered?

“I can’t ok, I just can’t.”

“Ok, Ok, relax…ok?” She was crying and he felt awkward.  Woman are the queerest things he thought as she broke away and he saw now that she had big wet tears in her eyes.

“You don’t understand, you’re just a boy, boys never understand.”

“But…” and then there was no one for him to talk to.  She ran across the room after her last statement and he heard her feet hit each of the 12 stairs and the sound of her flip-flops as she ran down the hall and her door opening and shutting quickly.

“Women!” he said to no one and reached down to pick up the barstool they had knocked over.  Afterwards he walked around behind the bar to grab a beer from the fridge.  Digging in his pocket he found the correct change and left it on top of the register for whenever she came back.

He stood in the place where she had stood all night and drank his beer quickly.  In this heat you only had approximately 12 minutes to finish your beer before it got warm and too flat to enjoy.  He opened a new beer and set it down overtop his old circles on the bar and stood there waiting for the bartender to return.

Sunset in the bar, Taganga

Sunset in the bar, Taganga.

Another girl and her friend came up the stairs and into the bar, they were nice girls but they weren’t the type that would understood his condition.  He sold them a beer and put the money on the register and then told them he had to go.  At this point he didn’t have time to explain anything.

Walking past them he went downstairs to find the bartender.  When he got to the bartenders room she wasn’t there.  She didn’t come back to the hostel that night and he left in the morning for home and they never saw each other again.


The Wait – A Short Story from Colombia 2/5

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The Wait...

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“Excuse me, will this bus ever be coming?”  The man looked at her, but how should she have any idea?  She sat here almost every day wondering the same thing.  

“I guess it will get here when it gets here sir.” her voice was low and she was uninterested in starting a conversation with this man.

“I was told I should be here at noon” he looked at the other people with concern on his face, “Is that the correct time?”  He wondered how they could be so laid back all the time.

She turned to him and said, “Sometimes the engine gets too hot coming over the pass and they must wait until later in the day when it cools down.  Then they can come down without them brakes getting too hot.”

“Yes, but will it be much longer? I have a flight to catch.”

“I really can’t say sir, there is never any way to know and so we must wait.”

“Thank you, and I am sorry to bother you it’s just that I have been told my son is sick and I must return home immediately.”  When he said this his brow burrowed into deep lines and his worry was intense.  She thought to herself he looked like he was wishing the bus would come as much as anyone she’d ever seen.

“I am sorry sir, things are just very slow here.  The bus will come, it always does, but I cannot say when.  And I wish your son well, having a child sickly is always quite frightening.”

“Thank you and yes, yes it is indeed, and I am aware that things are very slow here.” His voice wavered slightly, “thats the reason I came to be honest.”

It was a waste of time to talk to this man and she knew it, but she asked him anyway, “And where are you from sir?”  The breeze was pleasant today and strong enough to keep the temperature right on the edge of where she liked it.  This man sure was strange to be here at a time like this.  She wondered what he would have been like before, in the good days.

“He is damned sick.” he said, “It’s happened before with him, they say I must come immediately.”  Preoccupied by the heat he didn’t notice the breeze.  It wasn’t much but it blew small gusts from the West.  The man sat hanging his head.  

“The bus will come sir you mustn’t worry, it is just that things are slow here.”

“I know” He said, his head hanging even lower, “that’s part of the reason I came.”

I was honored to be welcomed and taken in like family and when the brother of a good friend passed away this was his last dance before being laid to rest.

They rocked his tiny coffin, his last dance before being laid to rest.

He never expected when he was younger that this is how it would end.  Although he knew it wasn’t truly the end, he just felt closer to the end now than when he was younger.  Now he could hear the sound of the clock, counting the seconds in his race against time.

“He will get better I am sure, the last time they said it might happen again, but I pray he is in good hands.  Perhaps Marie-Angel or his sister Olivia have found where they took him, oh I just need to get on this damn bus.”

“I understand sir, but it’s hot right now and maybe that bus is waiting till the suns drops down past the other side, then it can come through the pass no problem, it is an old bus.”  She shook her head slowly when she said this to him, she was staring straight ahead now looking up the pass.  Didn’t this man know anything?  

She turned back to him one last time, in her mind it all made sense.  “It happens mostly after the big rains, when it gets real hot, most times after lunch, but now it should come any time, won’t rain for a couple months I guess.  You will get to the airport for the night flight, will that work for you? The night flight?”

“Yes, the night flight will be fine, as long as this damn bus ever shows up.”

“It’ll come like I told ya.  Did ya happen to know they used to bet on it?”

“Bet one what?” He raised his head slightly.

“The time the bus was gonna come in.”

“Who would bet?”

“We all would, but the men on the platform ran the bets.” She nodded towards a few of the guys leaning against the wall who had their shirts up above their bellies to stay cool.  He hadn’t seen them but she knew they would all try to hire on as a porter when the tourists came in, if there was any left.  “Them boys and us would all wager on what time the bus was coming in, but now of course we all stopped.”

“What made you stop?” The man picked his nose, the dry air always made his nose itchy.  He was sitting with his head raised. 

“A lady they all say was a witch cursed the bus one day and it crashed coming down the pass and everyone on it died up in it.”

“That is a horrendous tragedy, I am sorry for any losses you had.” He looked towards her now.

“Yes, so if you don’t mind I hope you can understand why I would not like to talk about what time the bus comes anymore.”

“Yes, yes I am very sorry to bother you, I only worry about my son, they didn’t tell me much over the wire.”

“The bus will come sir, things are just slow here.”  She looked away.  What a waste of energy to talk to this man, and at a time like this?  There was nothing to do but wait.

Day is done, gone the sun

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The Girl in the Bed, Part 1 – A Short Story from Colombia 3/5

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The Girl in the Bed

The Girl in the Bed

He wasn’t really awake and he wasn’t really asleep.  He was between the two, but lucid enough to know how hot he was.  He could feel the sweat on his brow and the back of his neck and the humid, dewey parts where her legs were pressed against his.

The voices of the people in the streets, the children’s laughter, the music playing loudly, these things all made him realize it was daytime.  Light shot through the bottom of the doorframe and on cracks in the wooden slats of the window shutters.  There was no avoiding it, the night was done.

He knew all of this without opening his eyes.  Blinking one open to look over his shoulder he saw that her eyes were still closed too.  Was she asleep, he wondered, or just pretending to be?

Rolling back onto his side he faced the door of the room and stared at it blankly.  The girl straightened her leg and the top of her foot slid down the back of his calf.  She leaned into him making him even hotter and then pressed her face into his shoulder.

He could hear the fan but couldn’t feel its breeze.  All he knew was how hot he was, and that it was daytime now.  This hadn’t meant much to him then, but it was a serious issue now.

Flashing back to last night, when he had been rolling around with the girl, he remembered the room had already become visible in gray light.  Given his state at the time, he had enjoyed her for as long as he could.  He had been drunk then and was probably still drunk now.

Had he slept?  There were no dreams that he could remember but time had continued and now it was morning.  Being with her last night had been a dream in a way, at least thats what his memories where like in his mind.  They were all soft, and quick flashes and if he didn’t try his best to hold onto them when they came into his mind they turned quickly into vapors and disappeared.  He didn’t even know exactly how or when he had decided that he would take her again but here he was, and now it was daytime, unfortunately though it wasn’t the kind of daytime he liked.

Hostel living quarters

Hostel living quarters

Now that he was awake he tried to recall the memories and quick flashes of her naked body from last night.  He could smell her skin as she laid behind him and it reminded him of her taste.  At first he had kissed her soft but later in the night he had kissed her hard too.  She liked it that way and became sweet when she perspired, blushing when he entered her.  It made her sexy to him no matter what imperfections she had.

When she rolled over last night and kneeled above her petite naked body he had fallen in love with the smooth curve above each cheek of her tight round ass, in the place where it made two dimples in her lower back.  Sweating with her then had been passionate and carnal, but sweating next to her now made him feel claustrophobic.

She pulled him closer and wove her legs between his.  It was wet and hot where her skin touched his and he realized that he kept catching whiffs of his own stench.  If he could smell it, he thought to himself, then she must be able to smell it, and it was a damn rotten smell.  It was the foul smell being pushed out of his pores from all the beer and liquor he drank last night.  Every time he inhaled it seemed to get stronger and it made him feel trapped.

The Dutch girl in the bunk above him was clearly still asleep, he could hear her faint, wheezing, snore the same as he had all night.  Then there was Nick, the guy on the top bunk on the other side of the room.  He appeared to be asleep also by the way his face was stuffed into his pillow.  Below Nick the bunk was empty.

Just then Paul opened the door and walked in wearing nothing but purple boxer shorts.  “Nick, uh wait here, ummm no, no, uhhhhhh, did I tell you what happened?” Paul wobbled and his foot slid sideways when he stepped on a t-shirt that was lying on the tile floor between the two bunks.

“Close the door Paul, it’s fucking bright out!” Nick said brashly, his voice rough when he lifted his head out of his pillow.  The man with the girl, whose name was Scott, closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

“Yeah but Nick, wait, ummmmm…” Paul’s hand slipped twice from the doorknob as he tried to get his balance.  He managed to click the door closed shutting out the bright sun which had been burning a laser stripe across the room.

Paul stumbled back into the dorm room and said  “Who is it that we, I mean wait, is it? ummm….Nick, how’s it going man?”  Sitting down with a heavy thud he began to smile with his eyes closed.

Scott and Nick both laughed a little inside, man was Paul drunk.  The girl next to Scott slid her knee across the back of his thigh, it was warm and hot and slippery with sweat and he felt his muscles tense up.  In another time it could have been sexual, but not at this moment, he wanted out.

Paul struggled to get to his feet and then stood in the middle of the room lit by the sharp rays of sunlight shooting through the cracks in the doors and windows.  Nick lifted his head out of his pillow and looked down at Paul.  He was standing in a strobe of daylight and Nick could see that he was sunburned, bruised, scratched and his red hair was matted to his head.

“I have to go… do yo have, no wait, how am I…haha , Nick you shoulda been there.  Hi girl” he looked over at the Dutch girl sleeping.  Paul was making no sense and I am just glad he hasn’t seen me yet Scott thought.  Turning back around he shuffled towards the door and when he walked out of the room Nick shouted after at him to close the door.

Scott unwrapped his legs from between the girl he was laying with and rolled over to face her.  Her eyes were still closed and her skin looked soft as warm butter where the light hit it.  He felt a drop of sweat slide sideways across his forehead and he heard it drop onto his pillow.  If someone asked him to describe how he was feeling, panic is what he would have said.  Nick was awake but grumpy, the Dutch was dead to the world and Scott was not drunk enough, or filled with enough lust, to want her again right now.

Sometimes people don't make it to their beds

Sometimes people don’t make it to their beds

Scott thought about all kinds of things while he laid there.  He looked at her long eyelashes and oval shaped eyes and the tan skin that was pulled smoothly over her soft cheekbones.  It’s hard to sleep close to someone you don’t love, but girls were like that he thought.  His experiences had taught him that they were especially like that in the morning time.

He had liked sleeping close to someone when he had been in love.  Those memories made him start to feel soft but they began to tighten in on him until they shattered into pain.

Maybe it was because he was hungover, or maybe it was just the way it was now, but he couldn’t look at the girl beside him anymore, who’s name he didn’t know, without getting angry.  The heat from her legs was too much and he smelled too horribly and laying next to her he couldn’t help the fact that his aggression was bubbling.  He was angry at her because she reminded him of love and at the moment love wasn’t something he thought of lightly.

The door banged open and Paul stood there backlit by the sun and then staggered in.  “Shut the fucking door Paul, I’m trying to sleep!” Nick’s voice sounded like shit, it always did in the morning but it was especially bad today.  Paul was still wearing purple boxer shorts but they had dirt on them now.  He looked confused by the fact they were all laying in their beds.

“Sorry I… umm, do you have uhhh…Fuck, sorry guys… Nick, wait I know things were weird before…”

“Fuck Paul, Piss off!  I’m trying to sleep.”  Nick was up on his elbows now with his back arched, his hair looked funny from how he had slept and his eyes looked tired.

Scott was glad Paul hadn’t turned his attention towards him and the girl but knew he would never be able to fall back asleep.  So he laid on his back and stared straight up at the boards which held the mattress for the top bunk.  How the hell do I get rid of her Scott wondered and stared hard into the boards above him.

Out of the corner of his eye Scott saw Paul stand up from beside his bunk holding three partly filled, but mostly empty, Ron de Medellin rum bottles.  Paul continued mumbling to himself and then walked out the door.

This may be Paul...

This may be Paul…

Here was my chance, Scott thought, I can get out of bed and close the door Paul left open, then go take a shower.  Right then the girl lifted her leg and rolled towards him and placed it between his knees and then laid her arm across his chest.  She exhaled with a tiny moan that was so quite it was barely audible.

Why did she have to bite my lip so hard Scott thought? She really did like that rough stuff.  Dammit, he whispered to himself when he rolled his tongue across the smooth part of his lip where it met the rough part which was tender and swollen.

It had been fun though hadn’t it?  He chuckled under his breath hiding it with a short cough and then deftly slid out from under her.  When he was standing, his first step was a little wobbly but closed the door and looked down at the girl in his bed one last time before stepping into the bathroom.  Her eyes were closed and she looked about as pretty as she could, given the circumstances.

He watched the yellow stream of piss pour out of his penis into the toilet.  When he was finished he turned the shower and stepped into the chilly water.  The shower had only one temperature.  It was never too cold but always cool enough to be refreshing.

Standing there he couldn’t stop thinking about how the hell he was going to get rid of the girl in his bed.  It was too hot to go lay down with her again, and boy he sure got nasty feelings whenever he started getting mixed up in his emotions like he was now.  It wasn’t his fault, he didn’t want to be angry, it was all because of his ex.  He had truly loved that lying bitch and she had abandoned him, proving in her last acts to be no better than her mother.

He turned off the shower and stepped onto the wet floor and stood naked and dripping looking at himself in the mirror.  How the hell am I going to get rid of her he thought?

Looking at his eyes he smiled to himself.  With his hands he pushed his cheeks upwards and inspected the depths of the wrinkles where his skin creased.  He was getting older, there was no doubt about that, but he wasn’t truly old yet, just old enough to know that he was aging and it wasn’t going to stop or slow down.  But he wasn’t an old man, he was still part boy.

He thought again about his ex, he didn’t do it on purpose, she just appeared in his head.  What a bitch, he thought, how anyone could be as heartless as her was beyond him.

He shook the water from his head and tried to shake his ex from his mind.  When he was done drying himself he hung his towel over the aluminum shower curtain and then turned again towards the mirror.

He was naked and innocent, and a part of him showed it, but his eyes were bloodshot from drinking too much the night before.  At least his hair looked good, it always looks better when its wet he thought to himself.

The door to the room opened and closed quickly and Scott assumed it was Paul coming back in.  He wasn’t ready to face Paul so he grabbed his toothbrush and started brushing.  Brushing methodically he stared into the mirror and straight into his eyes thinking about his options.

Day begins..

Day begins..

Nick was hungover and trying to sleep so he would be no fun at this hour, but he must be hot up there, maybe he’ll get up soon Scott hoped.  The Dutch girl was still sleeping, she hadn’t moved all night, but who cared about her, she had the personality of a dead moth.  Paul might have come back into the room, but it was hard for Scott to tell, he couldn’t hear anything.

The same question popped into his head, how the hell was he going to get rid of the girl in his bed?

He wasn’t worried about his emotions because at this point he couldn’t care less about his emotions, what worried him was her emotions.  He didn’t want her to fall in love with him but that was impossible because she was a girl and girls always fall in love, especially here.

Maybe I could tell her I have to go into town to use the ATM, that might work he thought, but  then again maybe not, she might ask to come with me and then I’d be stuck with her all day.

The door to the room opened a second time and this time there was no mistaking Paul’s staggering steps.  He heard Nick yell, “Paul! What the fuck man! How many times are you going to keep coming in here, I’m trying to fucking sleep, shut the damn door!”

“Sorry Nick, I just I… Did I? Umm, no Nick, Nick honestly, I brought you a present.”  He was very drunk and very confused.  Scott laughed out loud and then opened the door to see what kind of gift Paul had brought Nick.

Nick was raising himself up on one elbow and looked over at Scott as he came out of the bathroom.  Nick looked just like he did right after he takes a shot of tequila, its not a pretty sight.  His voice sounded horrible when he yelled, “What the fuck Paul, the cat!?” and when Scott looked up there was Paul holding a huge black and white cat.

“No Nick, it, its for you, this is my cat friend, his name is Nick.  Nick, its, its the same name as you and I brought him to meet you.”

“You’re fucking drunk man, get outta here.” Nicks voice was getting hard to hear and more raspy each time he yelled and Scott watched him dive face first into his pillow.

Scott looked to his left at the Dutch girl who was awake now and laughing at Paul.  Her eyes were puffy and the make-up she forgot to take off last night was smudged.  He looked down at his bunk expecting to see the girl from last night but the girl from last night was gone.

Paul was drunk and hadn’t slept, Nick was hungover and grumpy, the girl with the puffy eyes was awake on the top bunk and the girl from last night was gone.  It wasn’t that he didn’t like the girl from last night, she was pretty and kind enough for anybody to like her, it was just he didn’t like anybody right now.  He laid down in his bed and stretched out his arms and legs.  His head was cool and still a little wet from the shower but now alone he was finally happy.

Nick and Scott - Rock & Roll air guitar

Nick and Scott – Rock & Roll air guitar



Kids will be Kids – A Short Story from Colombia 4/5

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They were sitting on the grass across the street from him.  It was dry now, but it wouldn’t be later.  The rain always comes in the afternoon and most of the time it was after he had taken lunch.  It never lasted long, and it never got cold enough to need a jacket, but every day the rain would come.  It was something the man had come to expect and it didn’t bother him anymore.

There were two girls leaning against each other and two boys sitting on either side of them.  A third boy was laying with his head in the lap of the girl who had jean shorts and a new tattoo.  One of the boys, the one with the hat, stood up and began to lean to the right, then he leaned to the left, and then he fell down in the exact spot where he had been sitting.  The group erupted in laughter and the man continued walking.

One of the girls was holding a beer and took the last sip before placing it on the grass beside her.  She pulled out her cellphone and said something to the others while pointing at the man who was watching them.  The girl next to her was playing with the hair of the boy who’s head was in her lap.  She looked up curiously at the man and he was already looking at her.  From where he was, he saw the sun reflecting off her shiny, smooth and slightly tangled blond hair but looked down when he caught her looking at him.

Beginning to walk a little faster he looked away and felt a nervous wave of self-consciousness wash over him when he realized they were talking about him.  The only reason he had been watching them so closely was because he remembered the girl with the new tattoo.  She had come in three different times last night, each time a little more drunk.

The girl with the new tattoo spoke with rapid, confusing English words and the man couldn’t understand anything she was saying.  He liked her voice though, it was soft and clear, but also piercing in its honesty.  Slowly walking along the sidewalk the man listened to the foreign words and wondered if he would ever learn English one day.

The group stood up together and looked towards him.  He had no doubt anymore, he knew they were going to follow him and he walked even faster.  Without stopping he bent down to pick up an empty beer bottle from the sidewalk and stole a quick glance towards them.

Across the street he saw one of the boys grab hold of the one who had been laying down and pulled him to his feet.  The two girls stood beside them adjusting their shorts and tops.  When the third boy stood he put his arm around the girl with the new tattoo, but she slid out from under his arm and turned around to face him.  Grabbing both his hands she started skipping backwards leading him, and the group, playfully across the street.

The man saw that they were getting closer when he looked back.  He used his good hand to help him climb the short staircase.  He stubbed his toe and stumbled, but kept hold of the railing along the stairs.  At the top of the stairs he reached out and threw the beer bottle he’d picked up into the trash.  The group had almost crossed the street when he looked again and suddenly he felt rushed.

I wonder how long they have been waiting for me, he thought, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a big keyring filled with keys of all shapes.  He coughed a little to clear his throat, then bent down on one knee to open the giant padlock attached to the bottom of the metal door.  He jiggled the padlock loose and with a surge of effort slid the metal door upwards.  As it rolled up, it clicked loudly at each fold.  He stood back up and tried to find the other key he needed to get inside.

He slid the key into the deadbolt and turned it counterclockwise until the bolt slid back into the lock.  Swinging the door open made the bell, which was attached to the hinge of the door,  jingle cheerfully.  The sound of the bell had been burned into his memory and by this point in his life it gave him a feeling like deja vu every time he heard it.  Before stepping inside he slid a rock across the ground with his right foot to hold the door open.  He looked back over his shoulder one last time and shuffled inside as fast as his old body would let him.

The group jumped up the stairs cheering.  The beer store is now open.


The Girl in the Bed (Part 1) – A Short Story from Colombia 5/5

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When Nick and Scott walked out of the ocean the salt water and bright sun stung their eyes.  They felt better than they had before, but that was easy, anything would have made them feel better than before.  Nick was thinking about how jumping into the ocean was the best way to start your day.  Even though their heads were pounding, they were both happy here in Colombia.

As Nick walked out of the shallow water he looked at his feet.  He felt disassociated from the slow moving objects which were stepping through the clear water.  Ahead of him was Scott, who had become a close friend, and he watched him drag his wet hair to the side of his head and then looked out at the Caribbean Ocean.

Nick turned in the fine sand, which was the color of dried honey, and followed Scott’s gaze out into the harbor.  The sea was aqua colored in the shallow areas and gradated into royal blue in the center of the horseshoe shaped bay.

“What kind of juice you going to have.” Nick turned back toward Scott, still dripping.  He was as tan and dark as his skin could get, and looked like an active young-man should.

“Probably get the same one we got yesterday, what was it?” Scott followed Nick as he passed him and continued up the beach.

“Mango y Lulo.” Said Nick.

“Yeah I’ll have one of those again, no sugar.”

“Hola Doctor,” Nick said, now smiling towards the lady working at the juice stand they had just walked up to, “como estas?”

“Ah, amigo, todo bien y tu?”  The juice lady was old, her skin was dark and it was folded like leather in the places where it got hit by sun every day.

She had been working at the same stand for many years, making fresh juice on the beach.  The wrinkles in her skin pulled back when she smiled, and she looked more young and her face became sweet, like the fruit she served.  Nick came to see her almost every morning since he first got to this small fishing village and he liked to call her his “doctor” on account that he viewed the juice he got each day as the only medicine he would ever need.

“Dos Mango con Lulo por favor.” Nick nodded towards Scott and included him in the order.

“Si Amigo.” The juice lady said and stood up from her red plastic chair.  She put down her knitting in her chair and then walked to the front of her stand.  Reaching up into a basket, which was hanging from the roof of her stall, she grabbed two large Lulo fruits.  Next she reached up and grabbed four small Mangos from the basket next to it.

Nick and Scott sat down in the two plastic chairs next to hers.   In the shade of her stand they watched her remove the skin from the fresh fruits and then cut them into small pieces.  She put them into the blender, added some ice, and the smell from the fresh fruit wafted towards them, mixing with the salty ocean air.

“Es tu nina? como es?”  Nick asked the juice lady.

“Ah,” the juice ladies eyes brightened, and she smiled at Nick, and laughed a little when she said, “es muy bien senor, por que no matrimonia contigo?”

“Ahhh, no se,” Nick flapped his hand towards her.  And then he leaned back in his chair and laughed along with her when he said, “es muy linda y es muy problemas tambien.”

Nick was referring to the juice ladies daughter.  He had almost married her on the first Saturday night he was in town, but that was a story for another time.  Since then he heard that her daughter works as a prostitute.  It was good luck it turned out to be just another bad decision Nick didn’t make and he knew it.

The juice lady filled two plastic cups with cold frosty smoothies and handed them to the boys one at a time.

“Gracias Doctor.” Nick said.

“Gracias Senora,” said Scott.

“A la orden amigos, hasta luego” The juice lady smiled at them as they walked away.  It was a happy smile, but Nick still wondered how much she meant it.

II

Hot and Dusty

“I have to get some stuff for the bar,” Nick pointed towards the shop on the corner, “want anything?”

“Get the Santero Ron, I like it more than the Ron de Medellin we were drinking last night.”

“Yeah ok, we only drank that stuff last night because we ran out of Santero, Paul had a bottle in his room and I bought it from him.”

Nick stepped off the dusty street and up the curb into the store.  The temperature dropped ten degrees once they were out of the direct sun and in the shade of the shop.  The owner of the store was helping another customer and his youngest son ran out from behind the counter towards Nick.

“Nick!” the boy yelled tugging at Nick’s shorts.  The young boy had a freshly shaved buzz-cut, and he was always wore a soccer jersey.

“Hola amigo!” Nick scrubbed the boys head and the boy looked up at him with a huge grin.  Nick gave him a high five and the boy beamed back at him.  The boy was proud to be friends with a gringo, yet he was too young to know why he was proud of it.

Scott stepped into the store and lifted the sunglasses from his face onto his wet hair.  He let his eyes adjust to the shade and looked around the shop while Nick went up to the counter.

“Buenos dia amigo.” The owner wiped sweat from his brow and turned towards Nick.

“Hola, como estas, ahh, dos botellas de ron, una botella de vodka, una botella de tequila, cinco packs de hielo, veinte limas, una bolsa de herbabuena, y puedo conseguir dos casos de Aguila y un caso de Club Colombia. Y puede usted entregar más tarde? Ah, y un paquete de Marlboro rojo.”

The owner went into the back room to get the bottles of liquor then came back and placed them next to the two-liter bottles of coca-cola, ginger ale and soda water Nick had placed on the counter.  Turning, he grabbed the large aluminum handle on the freezer to open it and pull out five, frozen, 600 ml bags of water.

“Is it pretty full tonight?” Scott asked Nick.

“It should be, a few people left to go on the lost city trek today but a couple new groups came in today.  Some English guys and two Dutch girls.”

“What’s the bag of plants for?” Scott pointed to the mint leaves.

“For Mojito’s.”

“Nice, man, good thing those Aussie guys left, they were crazy!   Well, crazier than us at least, last night was pretty good though wasn’t it?”

“Uhh, yeah it was all-time,” Nick turned towards the owner who was putting everything in a large styrofoam cooler for them to carry everything up the hill with, “un factura por favor.” Nick added.

“Ah, si.” The owner turned back towards the table which had the accounting ledger, and grabbed the pad of receipts to fill one out so Nick could get paid back by the hostel.

“$160,000 pesos,” The owner said in Spanish.

“Ok, no problema.” Nick pulled out his wallet and grabbed three crisp $50,000 Peso bills and one old and wrinkled $10,000 bill and handed it over.

“Here carry this,” Nick passed Scott the styrofoam cooler and put the receipt into his wallet and put his wallet in the back into the pocket of his shorts.

The bottles knocked around inside the cooler as they walked out of the store.  They started up the hill, towards the hostel, on the hot and dusty street.  On the corner they passed a group of kids playing soccer, which like most times, was being dominated by one of the twin boys with long hair.  The twins dad waved to Nick and Scott as they walked past.

“Ever since you told me you think this hill is getting longer each day, I swear it is.” Scott used his free hand to slide his bangs back from his eyes.  He was only here for a few more days but he’d been in this small fishing village for 10 days longer than he had originally planned and was starting to know some of the locals.

There was something special about this place.  Scott wasn’t the first person to be here longer than he intended, Nick had been here close to four months and didn’t plan to leave until his visa expired.

“Yeah man, every day it gets a little bit longer right?” Nick wasn’t in the mood for conversation, this damn hill did seem to be getting longer each day and it was too hot and he was starting to feel like shit again.

The sun was directly behind them and their shadows were cast out in front of them long and stretching, and they both were sweating.  There were only a few more houses to pass before they got to the hostel and the salvation of its shade, but the heat made the hill feel endless.

“You gonna invite your girlfriend over tonight?”

“Ha,”Scott laughed and tilted his head back, “that’s the point, she’s not my girlfriend, fuck, she should be your girlfriend.”

“No way man, I’m not that stupid.”

“Fuck.”

“Was it worth it at least?”

“No, of course not, she is always going to be there, and now it’s going to be awkward if I meet other chicks.”

“That’s what ya get for hooking up with a friend of the boss.”  They were outside the hostel now and Nick turned towards the old lady who was doing laundry across the street.

“Hola Gladys, buenos tardes.”

“Hola Señor, como estas?”

“Todo bien, gracias,” Nick liked to keep it formal and polite with the old lady so he opened the door to the hostel and ended the conversation.  He knew if he kept talking it wouldn’t be long before the old lady would ask him for money and he had already taken her fare share from him.  He understood why she did it, her whole family was poor, but he didn’t trust her kindness anymore.

Scott and Nick walked into the lobby and Alfredo was sitting at the computer behind the registration desk.  He clicked the spacebar to pause whatever he was watching on Youtube and turned his head towards them.  His hair was big and puffy like an afro, but it wasn’t like a black mans afro, he was Colombian and it was a Colombian afro.

“Hola, como estas Nick y Scott? Es mucho rumba anoche si?”

“Hahah, si, super bien noche!” Nick was enthusiastic but only acting, he really felt like shit.

“Bien, Bien,” Alfredo was enthusiastic but it wasn’t an act, he was just always happy.

“Eh, Alfredo mas tardes, a la noche, un autra grande fiesta aqui… Tu es tu amigos rumba conmigo?”

“Siii, despiuis mi trabajo.”

“Ok perfecto, que hora?”

“Is almost 4 o’clock” Alfredo said after looking at the clock.

“Ok, el bar es abierto, mi cajero por favor?”

“Ok,” Alfredo turned back to reach under the desk and bring out the cash register for the bar and handed it across the reception desk to him.  Nick reached out and noticed how shaky his hands were when he grabbed the cash box for the bar.

“Es todo occupado?” Nick wondered.

“Si, no mas habitaciones.” Alfredo said.

“Chicas o chicos?”

“Dos linda Chicas, y el novios.”

“Bien.” Nick stepped down the two small steps from the reception, and saw Scott standing at the end of the main hallway.  He was bent down and had places a bowl of water in front of one of the two Tortoises that lived at the hostel.

“How’s he doing.” Nick asked.

“Better than us.” Scott looked up at Nick with a sparkle in his eye.  He was such a good kid, but there was no doubt he had a mischievous boy living inside of him.

“I’m going to take a shower, I’ll meet you up at the bar, can you take the cooler up there for me? ”

“Yeah sure.” But Scott wasn’t paying much attention to Nick anymore.  He had sat down on the floor to watch  the tortoise drink the water he had poured into a green plastic bowl.

The turtle fully immersed his head underwater and Scott was watching the muscles in his neck and the way they rolled backwards each time he swallowed.  The skin of his neck was wrinkly and soft.  He took sip after sip until a small yellow puddle dribbled out from under him and then the turtle clumsily backed away from the bowl.  Scott grabbed the cooler and went up to the stairs to the bar on the third floor.

Nick meanwhile, had opened the door to his room and walked towards his bunk.  He put the cash box on the top bunk, which was his, and then grabbed his towel off the hook on the bedpost.

Alone in the room he saw Scott’s stuff on the bottom of the other bunk, but he didn’t know who had moved into bunk above his.  A few bikinis were half-pulled out of the bag and Nick made a wild guess that it was probably a girl who had moved into their room with them.

On the bunk below Nick, Paul had poured the entire contents of his bags onto the bed.  It used to be Nicks bed, but he had been out fishing the day Paul showed up and Paul had taken it without knowing.   The funny thing was, Nick thought, is that  the bed was still made up and hadn’t been slept in since Paul got here three days ago.

On his way upstairs he had seen Paul asleep in one of the fisherman hammocks which was hung in the courtyard next to the pool.  Climbing the stairs he shook his head when he saw the red-headed Australian.

Paul’s mouth was open and he was wearing nothing but a tiger costume.  Where he got it Nick had no idea, but this was that kind of place, and sometimes there were people like Paul who wound up wearing tiger costumes, with sunburns and open mouth, passed out in a hammock.  There comes a point where everyone must sleep.

When Nick went into the bathroom he looked at himself in the mirror and tried to put on a good smile, but it was a tired smile.

“Shit,” was all he said and then slid the shower curtain across the aluminum rod and turned on the shower.  There isn’t any hot water in the hostel, but it was never very cold, just cold enough to be refreshing.  And hopefully, Nick thought, give me another fresh start to the day.  He washed himself with soap and then stepped out of the cold water and pulled his towel off the back of the door.

Looking back towards the mirror he tried to pretend he looked a little better, but he didn’t, he looked just the same but now he was wet.  He went back into the room and reached under his bunk to find his cleanest dirty shirt.  Smelling his fake Guns & Roses t-shirt he wasn’t sure if it actually smelled clean.  Did his nose just not work? Or was Nick’s laundry recycling program, the one where he put his dirty clothes under one side of his bed and then a few days later came out the other side, sometimes, like now, smelling cleaner than when he had taken it off last.  He put his swim trunks back on, which were dry by now, and then stood up.

In the corner of the room was his backpack.  He unzipped the top pouch to grab his Iphone, a fresh pack of cigarettes and a lighter.  Ok, he thought to himself, I can do this, lets have another fun night, “Viva Sabado!” he said aloud to no one but himself.  He grabbed the cash box from the top of his bed and went upstairs to the third floor bar.  Scott was laying in the middle hammock and the two Irish girls were in the other two.

“Bottom o’ the afternoon to ya, how ya guys doing?” he repeated the shitty joke he had said to them yesterday afternoon.

“Arg, been better.” Scott moaned.

“Yeah we’re doing fine, whats the crack?” Jess, the dark haired of the two, replied to Nick.

“Nothing much, just gonna open the bar,” Nick walked past the bar, which had the styrofoam cooler on top of it, and went behind it with the cash box.

“Did you guys sleep last night?” Jess asked.

“Yeah,” “Not really” Scott and Nick answered in unison and both the girls laughed.

Nick turned back towards the bar and opened the book he used for the daily count.  He looked at the fridge and then back at the cooler and then looked up at the Irish girl who was in the hammock nearest to him.

“Hey Anna, want to help me for five minutes and I’ll buy you a beer?”

“Sure,” She said slipping one leg, and then the other, out of the hammock.

“How ya doing today?” Nick asked her.

“Yeah good, me and the girls just got back from Santa Marta, it was bloody hot.”

“What did you guys get up to?”

“Nothing really, Gemma and Jess had to use the cash machine.  Their cards don’t work at the machine here.”

“Where’s Gemma?”

“I think she’s downstairs Skyping her boyfriend.”

“Did you guys have fun last night?”

“Yeah we got on great!” Her eyes brightened when she said this and he felt something inside of him, but he was too hungover to recognize the feeling and it slipped away.

“Yeah me too, the first half of the night, when we were partying here, was my favorite, but dancing at the El Mirador was pretty fun too.  It was just so hot last night.”

“I know, there was no breeze at all.” she said, looking up at Nick.

Nick, who wasn’t sure what her eyes were saying, or what he looked like to her, but he stared back at her and they both smiled.  There was an awkward chemistry between them and Anna knew it as much as Nick.  Unfortunately, their hangovers were the closest thing to an emotion either of them could feel at the moment, and then the moment passed.

Nick stood up tall, and said with the determined tone, “Ok, so I need to count all the beers, can you start with the Aguila’s?”.

“On it” Anna spun around and pulled on the door but the door was locked.  The beer rattled around inside the tall, narrow fridge and Nick knew by the sound it just made that he forgot to unlock it.

“Oh shit, sorry.” Nick turned to face the sink behind him and then pulled out the knife, which last night had been left stabbed into the wooden table that they prepared cocktails on.

He stepped towards the fridge and when he slipped past Anna she turned away, as opposed to towards him, and Nick wondered if there was any significance to it.

With the tip of the knife he popped open the cheap padlock and then puled the fridge open.  A wave of frosty air poured out, and the beers,which had been held captive, were now liberated.

“In this heat it is important to hydrate, as your associate in crime, I suggest we both drink a cold Aguila immediately.” Nick grabbed two beers from the top of the fridge.

“Want one?” he asked as he handed one to Anna.

“Sure do, thanks!”

And there it was again, the awkward chemistry.  Was she turned on by him, or the cold beer?  They had known each other for about more than a week now, but she never let herself really get within reach.  There was something about her which was untouchable, she was, for lack of a better description, Anna, and Anna was her own woman.  There was no denying that.

They had spent hours talking, both sitting across from each other drinking at the bar, or laying in hammocks, or walking home after the disco closed, trailing behind everyone as they became caught up in whatever nonsense they were talking about.  But still, Nick hadn’t gotten any closer than he had the first night he met her, which to put it clearly, was nowhere.

Nick had told her the first time he met her that he thought she was beautiful.  He had since then been as kind and friendly as possible.  Most of all, perhaps to his detriment, he had been completely honest when he told his stories from behind the bar.  They were mostly hilarious episodes from his distant past and transgressions from his not so distant past, but he hoped she could see past his mistakes, perhaps seeing them as he saw them, life lessons.

But there was something else, something neither of them could hope to understand, not here, not now.  That much she had been clear on.  Nick couldn’t help that he had a small sliver of hope she would change her mind.  He tried to forget the silly romantic first kiss he had tried to give her when they went away with friends to the beach resort on his days off.

He thought he had done everything right, he even brushed his teeth and didn’t smoke until after she turned him, and his awkward attempt at a kiss, away.

It wasn’t a total loss though, standing on the deserted Caribbean beach he had pulled out a cigarette when he knew it didn’t matter what his breath tasted like anymore.  Lit by the setting sun on one side, and the rising full moon on the other, they sat together and he showed her how to open young coconuts and drink their water.

III

Hammock recovery

Hammock recovery

“Oh my god are you serious, shit Jess, what are you going to do?”

“I don’t know, I’ve just been trying to get drunk, I can’t even think about it right now.”

“But your sure?”

“Yes i’m sure, I was sick this morning and that’s why I went to the supermarket in town.”

“Did you see the doctor?”

“No, I just got one at the store.”

“What if it get it was wrong, are you going to go again?”

“There’s no point, I’m pretty sure of it now, fuck Anna, what am I going to do?”

“Uhh, shit, Jess…” Anna suddenly felt claustrophobic inside the tiny bathroom while her friend told her about the rather large problem developing in her life.

“What about Tom, he gets here in like 10 days doesn’t her?”

“You can’t say anything to Tom!”

“I won’t…”  What the fuck Anna thought, she didn’t want to be in the middle of this.

“I’ll kill you!”

“I won’t say anything, I swear.”

“I’ll take care of it.”

“Here?”

“No, in town somewhere.”

“But do you think they even do it here?”

“What do you mean, because they’re all Catholics?”

“Yeah”

“I don’t know, I’ll figure it out.”

“Jess if there is anything you want me to do, if you want me to come with you…”

“I said I’ll take care of it.”

“Ok, I’m just saying, I’m here for you.”

“I know, thanks.”

“Fuck Jess.”

“Fuck Jess is right, I want a drink, let’s go, and I know you’ve got something going on with the bartender, what’s the deal?”

“Nothing, you know what the deal is.” Anna took one last look at herself in the mirror and adjusted her hair.  She opened the door of the bathroom and the two girls walked fluidly back to their deserted bar stools.  They had a renewed confidence from the Colombian talking powder Scott had given them.

IV

Let them play dice!

Let them play dice!

“Let’s play dice.” Anna said to the bartender when he turned away from the two English boys he was talking too.

“I’m always up for a game of dice, you know me!”  Nick asked to the two English boys, “Hey you guys want to play dice with us?”

As he asked them he turned towards the shelf which was above the sink behind him and grabbed a silver cup.  The cup held five dice, and had been next to the cup which held the dead puffer fish.  The dead puffer fish was pretty cool the first time you saw it, but Nick had yet to see anyone take more than a moments interest in it.

“What rules are there?”  Harry, the larger of the two boys asked.

“The rules? What rules are there you ask?”  Nick turned to face them and rattled the dice around inside the cup.  He poured them onto the center of the wooden bar and said, “Ok, so this is how you play the dice game, the name of the game is the suerte tortuga, or, the lucky turtle, I named it after the hostel where we are all staying, the La Tortuga.  So we are all playing for a shot, meaning we will all take a shot.  However, whoever wins the game gets their shot for free and they get to pick the shot.”

“Who pays for it?” asks Patrick, the English boy sitting next to Harry.

“It’s on the house.  So the winner,” He continued, holding up three fingers, “gets a free shot, they choose what shot we drink AND,” he pulled down his third finger as he said this, “the winner is responsible for making the toast.”

“We’re in!” Said Harry, with a firm tone, and his deep voice, which with his thick accent, sounded determined.

“Yay” said Jess and she slid her stool closer to Anna’s, who in turn slid her stool closer to the boys.

Nick raised the empty silver cup and threw it at a slight angle towards the bar and it caught the cup just under the lip popping it back up in the air.  It spun rapidly and Nick, for once, caught it mid rotation.  He spun around and slammed it back in its place, next to the puffer fish.

Turning back to the English boys Nick felt slightly honored that the girls had clapped for his little trick.  They had been here for over a week, drinking at this same bar they were at now, sitting in the same stools, hearing his stories, which by now he was starting to run out of.

Anna and Jess played the dice game many times since they got here and were quite familiar with the rules.  They sat waiting for Nick to finish explaining the game.

“To start, you roll all five dice,” Nick shook his hand and then rolled the dice onto the bar, “the point of the game,” he said looking at the two 4’s, one 1, one 2 and a 6, “is to get the lowest score possible.”

He slid the 1 to the left hand side of the bar and picked up the rest of the dice.

“Every time you roll you have to pick up at least one dice,”

“Di!” Anna interjected.

“Di,” Nick continued, “every time you roll, you have to put add at least one di to your score.  I took the 1 because I want to have the lowest score possible at the end of the game.”

“Easy enough.” Harry said leaning forward onto his thick arms.  He reached out and flicked the ash his cigarette in the piece of hollow bamboo that was both the tip jar, and the ash tray.  It wasn’t his fault though, the tip jar just happened to be a hollow piece of bamboo, the same as all the ashtrays.

“Ok, so I pick up the other four dice,” Nick said with a mischievous grin meant for Anna, “and roll again.”

The dice rolled along the bar and there were Two 3’s, one 6 and 1 showing.  Nick slid the two 3’s to join the 1 he had put aside last roll.

“Ok, so there is one special number and that is the number three.  A three is worth zero, so if I want to have the lowest score I can at the end of the game I will take these two 3’s to my score and roll again.”

“And you can add more than one dice if you want to.” Jess said.

“How many times do you roll?” Patrick asked.

“Until the dice are gone.” Jess added while Nick was shaking the dice in his hand.

He rolled two 1’s and slid them both towards the other dice.  “So you always have to take at least one dice, but you can also take more if you want to, that is where strategy comes in.  I could take both 1’s and my final score would be three, or I could take one 1 and roll the other di,” Nick said the word while looking at Anna, “and hope I get a three, but if we were really playing right now I would probably take both 1’s.”

“Ok, I get it, lets play.” Harry said in his rumbling voice.

“First we have to see who goes first.” Anna grabbed one of the dice.

“How do we do that?” asked Patrick.

“We all take one dice and whoever rolls the highest number goes first.” Nick handed the other three dice out and took one for himself.

“Ok ready?” said Jess

“Ready” said Nick and he rolled his di onto the bar in front of him.

V

A perfect game...

A perfect game…

Scott turned to Jess who had come to sit next to him in the hammock after the game of dice.  They had slept together almost a month ago, on the first night he met the girls, but she had been weird ever since, and it wasn’t until recently that he had learned the reason why.  She had a boyfriend, and that boyfriend was going to be coming to meet up with her in just over a week.

“Scott, remember the night in Cuzco when we got really drunk and ended up sleeping together?”

“Yeah of course!” Scott sat up interested in where this conversation was going.

“We used a condom right?”

“Yeah of course.” Scott said this with certainty, but he knew he shouldn’t be so certain.  The truth was he knew he had been so drunk that night he wasn’t sure what happened.

“You’re sure?”

“Yeah why? Do you think I have an STD or something?”

“No, it’s not that, I just need to know.”

“Want to go down to my room and try again?”

“No, that is definitely not what I want.” She stood and walked away from him and sat back down at the bar next to Anna.  Women, he thought as she walked away.

“He said that we definitely used a condom.” Jess said privately when she sat down.

“Do you believe him?”

“I guess so, he hooks up with a lot of girls.  It’s probably just my shit luck, or bad karma, that it happened to me.”

“What happened to you?” Asked Nick.

“Nothing” Both the girls said together.

“What kind of nothing?”

“The kind of nothing that doesn’t concern you” Anna looked upset now, although Nick had no idea what they were talking about.

“Ok then, anybody want to play another game of dice?” If there was one thing he had learned it was that no problem was a match for the dice game.  If you played it enough it became impossible to worry about anything.  He turned around to grab the silver cup and shook the dice.

“One more, then we are going out, right?” Jess looked at Anna.

“One more it is ladies, step right up, try your worst, let’s see if you have what it takes to beat the current world champion.  Hey Scott, you want to play?”

“Nah, I’ll sit this one out” Nick was still thinking about why Jess had come and asked him that question.  It seemed like such a random thing to ask now, a month later.  She was hot, but he didn’t have time for her head games.  Besides, the girl who was friends with the owner could be showing up anytime and Scott didn’t want it to be weird.

If he wasn’t able to find anything better tonight he would try to take the bosses friend to bed again.  He didn’t really want to, but he was drunk and horny and really fucking high from the massive line of cocaine he had just taken.  He wanted to have sex and at this point it didn’t really matter.

Scott watched them play dice at the bar and took a large sip from his rum and coke, which had been poured in that same order.  A lot of rum, and a little coke to make it a little sweeter.  He wondered if Nick was ever going to get anywhere with Anna.  She was probably just leading him on, he thought, she got enough free drinks out of it thats for sure.

VI

No fun was allowed that night

No fun was allowed that night

“Ok, last call!” Nick yelled at around midnight to the now semi-filled bar.  Everyone but the Dutch girls came up to refresh their drinks.

“Are we going out?” asked Katrina, the Australian who Nick knew could out drink the whole bar if she wanted to.  She had stayed here a few weeks ago, the night of the Lunar Eclipse, boy what a night that had been Nick thought as he made her another Mojito.

“Of course we are going out!” Scott said walking up to the bar and throwing his arms around Katrina, who in turn slid just as smoothly out from under it.

“One more of these tasty devils.” Scott said to Nick.

“No problem, last one and then I’m going to close up” Nick explained.

“Sounds good, I’m ready.” said Scott.

“Hurry up!” said Jess.

“Let’s go down to the room first” Anna poked Jess.

“Scott you want to come with us?” Jess asked Scott.

“Sure”

“Ok, I’ll meet you guys downstairs” Nick said as he was counting the money in the till.  When he finished locking up and turning off the lights he went downstairs.  He dropped the cash box off at the reception desk with Eric, the night watchman, and then went outside to join the eager group.

“Which way?” Harry asked, his accent even thicker now that he was good and drunk.

“Follow me,” said Nick, “wait where is Scott and the girls?”

“They were getting ready” Someone said.

“Ok, I’ll go get them, one second I’ll be right back.” Nick ran back through the door and took the stairs two at a time and when he got to the top he saw the three of them walking towards him.

“Come on lets go, everyone is waiting for us.”

“We’re coming” Anna told him.  She sure looked pretty tonight Nick thought.

The group walked together down the dirt road and turned left at the first street.  They followed it until the dirt became cement and then turned right at the stop sign.  Straight ahead was the beach and they walked towards it.  When they got there they turned left and walked under the loud music that was coming from Sensations, the second best dance club in town.  They kept walking  towards where the street ended and the beach began.

Nick knew what would happen next and so he preemptively asked anyone in the group if they wanted to get any Cocaine.

“Yeah, we’ll take some” said Patrick.

“Is it gone already?” Harry sounded surprised.

“It will be soon, we should get some more.”

“Ok, how much is it?” Harry asked Nick.

“15,000 for a gram.”

“Fuck me, thats only five quid! Harry did ya hear that? It’s only five quid a gram here.”

“Yeah I heard him, we’ll get five.” Harry pulled out his wallet and handed a wad of cash to Nick, “Just bring me the change.” He said dropping his cigarette butt and grinding it out beneath his flip-flop.

“Ok, I’ll be right back.” Nick took the money and veered away from the group towards the group of guys he knew would be up ahead of them, hiding in the shadows.

As for Nick’s role in all of this, he didn’t want to be a drug dealer, but he would rather that the tourists got what they wanted without being ripped off.  Plus, he wanted one for himself.

VII

Dance, Dance, Dance...

Dance, Dance, Dance…

Everyone except for Harry and Patrick knew what it meant when the song “Lemon Tree” came on at El Mirador.  It meant it was last call and the bar was closing.

“Come on, let’s go get a bottle from the hole in the wall.” Scott shouted to Nick when the lights came on.

“One second, I’ll tell the girls”

“Ok, meet you downstairs.” Scott turned to walk downstairs and waved goodbye to the owner, Felipe, who was standing behind the bar counting the money in the till.

“Ciao!” He said, with a cigarette in his mouth which dropped its ash onto the bar when he spoke.

Nick found the girls where they had been dancing all night.  They were both sweaty and flushed from dancing, “Come on, we’re gonna go meet Scott at the hole in the wall.”

“I want to keep dancing.” Anna pouted.

“Can we open the bar if we go back?” Jess asked Nick.

“Yeah definitely, but let’s go get a bottle first and see whats going on down at the beach.” Nick led them down the stairs, past the security guard, and turned to wait for them at the bottom of the stairs.

“Where’s Jess?” he asked.

“She had to use the bathroom.” Anna said, her cheeks still flushed, her face with an animated life.

“Is she ok?”

“Yeah she’s fine, she’s just been dealing with some shit.”

“She seems a little off.”

“She’ll be fine,” Anna said this definitively, “here she comes, come on.”

“All good?” Nick asked as Jess as came down the steps, wondering what was really going on.

“Yup, lets go!” Jess sounded cheery but both Nick and Anna knew there was something going on, but neither of them said anything else.

VIII

Paul

“Come here Princessa!” Paul said in his little kids voice.  He had rejoined the group at El Mirador and was in fine form.  Standing in front of the group he looked hilarious, he had been sprayed with some sort silly string and it was all over his face.  The drawstring of his shorts was undone and he was holding a can of tuna that he bought for Princessa, the queen of the street dogs, as he called her.

Paul loved rum, in fact he loved it so much that he forgot to come back to the bar until it had already closed.  He had spent the afternoon, and then most of the night, sitting right where they were sitting now and drinking Ron de Medellin with random people he met on the street.

“Why is her name Princessa?” Scott asked, “Here Nick, your up.” He handed Nick a tiny plastic shot glass filled with Aguardiente.  Nick liked the popular Colombian spirit made from sugar cane.  It tasted like licorice.

From out of the shadows came Princessa.  She walked with authority and every muscle from her nose to her tail rippled beneath her tiger colored coat.

“Come here Princessa…” Paul’s voice became even more silly and cheerful.  Nick downed his shot and then returned it to Scott.

“A couple months ago there were two German girls,” Nick said, “both their names was Franzi, they named her Princessa but before that I used to call her Brokey T, on account of her broken tail.  She’s the only dog I have seen fishing down by the water.”  He pointed at the end of her tail which was bent at a sharp angle.

“She can fish?” Anna asked.

“Yeah, she stands at the edge and waits for the waves to wash little fish close to her and then jumps on them.”

“Here Jess take one” Scott had refilled the plastic shot glass and handed it to Jess.

“No thanks, I don’t like that stuff.” she said, but her actions denied her words when she took the shot and gulped it down.

“Haha, ok then” Scott said with a laugh, taking the cup from Jess who turned on the cement ledge she was sitting on, and spat onto the beach behind them.

“Let me have one too Scott.” Anna demanded and Scott gave poured her one right away.

“Yes mam.”

“Thanks,” Anna handed him back the cup, “that was good, I want another.”

“Hold on darling, let me get one.” The bottle was almost gone and he had only had three, or was it four, shots.  He didn’t remember but he knew he needed at least one more.

“Let’s go Jess.” Anna said, she was drunk and all she wanted was to party more, but the crowd on the street had slowly dwindled.  They had been sitting there for at least an hour now and there wasn’t much left to look forward to.

“I want to go with Nick, he said when we get back we can open the bar.” Emma told Anna.

“Are you gonna?” Scott asked, looking at Nick.

“Yeah for sure, lets go!” Nick said as he stood, but he had no intention of opening the bar, he just wanted to get back and try to find a way to have a minute alone with Anna.

“Let’s go to Sensations!” Jess exclaimed as she stood up.

“It closes at the same time as the Mirador.” Nick said, man the girls were drunk he thought.

“Ok fine lets go back to the hostel then” She stood up also and grabbed Anna’s hand, pulling her to her feet.

IX

Spontaneous human pyramid

Spontaneous human pyramid on the beach

Nick was a writer, and as the group followed him back to the hostel, he turned towards them and began to recite a short poem he had been working on.  It wasn’t quite right yet, but it was starting to come together.

“At a certain point the night is done, but not for you of course.  There are hills to climb, roads to walk, and many miles between now and then.

But its over in terms of hope and has been for hours.  The only reason we’re still here is to finish the bottle.  Those small plastic cups, filled with small shots of licorice.  Warm, straight forward, and strong enough to make the world keep on glowing, and boy were we glowing.  We had been all night, but at a certain point the night is done.

The night was done and I was done and there was no hope of kissing a girl, or finding a new party, there were just miles to go and hills to climb and that was all.”

“Who wrote that?” Scott asked.

“I did.” Said Nick.

“I like it.” Scott caught up to Nick, the girls were lagging behind a little bit.

“Thanks, it’s not finished yet, but it captures the experience here, doesn’t it?”

“Yeah for sure, hey, so what do ya think, you got a chance with Anna?”

“Doubt it, but I’m going to try.”

“Good luck on that one.  Man, what’s with Jess tonight?”

“Don’t know, I saw you guys talking at the bar earlier, what did she say?”

“Nothing really.” Scott lied,

“Think you’ll go for it again? She’s pretty drunk.”

“Fuck I wish, she seems pissed at me for some reason though.”

“You go for Jess and I’ll take Anna.”

“That’d be fun, and then we can switch half way through.”

“I wish.”

“Yeah man, fuck you should have been in Cuzco with us, the night I hooked up with Jess was wild, it was that Monday of the lunar eclipse.”

“That night was crazy here too, I kept the bar open all night.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, and I’ll bet you that you end up with that friend of the owner again tonight, did you ever talk to her today? I thought I saw her at the Mirador.”

“Yeah I talked to her, I told her I would Whatsapp her later.  She was there for a little bit and tried to get me to go meet the boss at the garage bar or whatever its called.”

“El Garaje,” Nick corrected him,“its just down the street from the hostel.

They walked into the hostel, and it was 3:30am when Nick got his phone from his room and looked at the time.  He went up stairs to the bar and was surprised to see a bigger group of people than he had expected.

“Hey guys,” Nick said as he walked up, “how’s it going? I wasn’t sure where you guys went”

“Going great!” Harry said coming out of the bathroom and slapping Nick on the back, “thanks again for getting us that Charlie, its damn good.”

“Haha, no problem Harry, where’s Patrick?”

“He’s passed out over there.” Harry pointed to what looked like a dead body hanging in a hammock, “sit down with us and have a drink.”

“Need some ice?”

“That’d be lovely, thank you kind sir.”

“One sec.” Nick went behind the bar and grabbed the knife to open the lock on the fridge.  He scooped two cups of ice out of the ice chest and then locked the door, even though it didn’t matter, anyone could get into it if they really wanted.  But no one ever did.

X

Can't stop, won't stop!

Can’t stop, won’t stop!

“Why not?” Nick stood back, his ego hurt from being rejected once again.

“Because, I told you why.”

“So what, he’s your boyfriend or something?”

“No, it’s not like that, I already told you.”

“It’s not like what?”

“I don’t just get drunk and hook up with people.”

“I know and I like that about you, but look Anna, I have liked you ever since the moment we met.” Nick was trying not to sound desperate, but he wouldn’t give up yet, now he wanted her for two reasons.  One was lust, and the other was the feeling that he had lost some sort of game, and he didn’t like to lose, not ever.

It was the same two reasons which he had been confronted, and confused by, ever since the first time he tried to kiss her.  They had been on the beach, under a full moon while they drank fresh coconut.  Did he really want her for who she was, or was it a matter of pride which he felt must be restored?  Whatever it was, she had turned him down twice, and he felt rejected.

“Can’t we just be friends?” She tried to grab his hand with hers.  Her skin was much softer than Nick’s, but he dropped her hand.  He reached out for the drink Harry had been so kind to refill just before he cornered Anna after he saw Jess walk into the bathroom alone.

“I’m going to bed.” Jess said walking up to them, “I feel like shit.”

“Are you ok?” Anna stood up and looked at Emma, “I’ll come with you.”

What is my problem, I am so pathetic Anna thought.  She knew she liked him, but he was too crazy, and he drank too much, and, and…Well he had too many demons, and she didn’t want to be with someone like that, not now, not ever again.

XI

“Sorry, what was your name again?”

“Allison, jeez, you want me to spell it?”

“No, I’m only kidding, come here.” Scott adjusted his position in the hammock and the girl on top of him brushed his hair to the side of his head from where it had fallen over his eyes.

“You have nice hair.” she said.

“Thanks.” Scott pulled her towards him and kissed her.  It was sloppy and they were drunk, but she had a nice body and when it came down to it that’s all he cared about.  The reason Scott slept with so many woman wasn’t because of an insatiable sexual appetite, it was because he didn’t like sleeping alone.  He always woke up feeling lost.

If he hadn’t met this girl he would have sent a message to the bosses friend.  But this was easier, no awkwardness, he had only talked to her for a few minutes before he invited her to join him in a hammock.  A few seconds after she climbed on top of him they were kissing.

“Lets go downstairs.” Scott said, pulling his head back.

“Where?”

“My room.” Said Scott.

“Is anyone there?”

At this point Scott had one hand on the small of her back with the tips of his fingers slid under the waistline to her skirt.  His other hand had found its way up the back of her leg onto the back of her thigh, and then it kept going to where he could feel her warmth.  She moaned when one of his fingers slid across piece of material which was overtop the warmth.  To Scotts experienced mind he though it felt like the material must be satin.

“Mmmm, ok… Ohhhh.” She moaned loudly, more loudly than she should have.  There were only a few people left in the bar now though.  There was Harry and Patrick, one of the Dutch girls and some other guy who he’d met earlier, but by this time in the evening he had no idea what his name was.

Scott led Allison by the hand downstairs to his room.  It was still dark, but there was a faint dusting of color which meant the morning was coming soon.

He opened the door and when it shut it behind him it was dark.  But in the moment it had been open he had seen Nick asleep in his bunk, had heard the faint snore of the Dutch girl in the bunk above his, and the bed below Nick had a pile of clothes on it, but was still made up.  What the hell did Paul do each night?

Click here to read part 2 of The Girl in the Bed.

Viva Colombia!

Viva Colombia!


What do Tom Clancy, a Nobel prize winner and a bookstore in Bogota have in common?

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Authors BookstoreDeciding which books to bring is a difficult decision for every backpacker.  Knowing there will be times they’re your only source of entertainment means literally weighing the pro’s and cons of each book you pack.  Ebooks do make it easier, but nothing beats a real book.  That’s how I connected online with Steve Bieber,  the owner of Authors Bookstore in Bogota, Colombia.  I asked him the question; Which book would you bring on a backpacking adventure? His answer was Tom Clancy’s first novel “The Hunt for Red October.”  It was published by the Naval Institute Press, a tiny publisher in Annapolis, Maryland where Steve is from.  He loves the tight editing style, length, and of course the suspenseful story.  After a few more 140-character exchanges on Twitter I told him I would stop by when I arrived in Bogota.

My first week here I went to find Steve at Authors but unfortunately he wasn’t there.  However I did learn that the entire staff speaks english, and they recommended I go to the Gabriel García Márquezso exhibit at the “Biblioteca García Márquez.”  Not only is he an iconic Colombian author, but he’s also the only Colombian to ever win the Nobel prize.

Steve Bieber

A couple weeks later I went back and Steve gladly accepted my invitation to talk about his English language bookstore in the heart of this Spanish-speaking metropolis.  Before sitting dow he invited me to diletto, the small cafe next door, for an amazing cup of Colombian coffee.  Back in the bookstore he started by telling me how 8 years ago, when he opened the store, his business plan was to have 80 percent of his customers be foreigners and 20 percent Colombian.  Instead the opposite has happened,  80 percent of his business comes from local Colombians while foreigners make up the small remainder.  The state department has also been putting more money into bilingual programs and that means more children are learning English.  In many cases parents come to buy books even though they don’t speak English themselves but want to support their children’s education.

Another reason people are buying so many English books here in Bogota is because the country is much safer now.  People feel more protected and secure than they did in the past and because of that many Colombians that were living abroad are now returning to the country.  They usually have more disposable income and a higher level of education, now that they have returned to Bogota they want to read the classics in English, or they want to read the new Dan Brown novel in it’s original language, or they just want to buy the latest magazine from America.

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Bieber says he wants Authors to be a gathering place, a community centre for foreigners who are also looking for a bookstore.  They often host events at the store but the next big thing the Authors team is looking forward to is the Colombian Book Fair.  It is held from April 30th to May 12th each year in Bogota and is the largest book fair in South America.  It brings publishers, distributors, booksellers, writers, and other related professionals from all over the world.  There will be thousands of unique exhibits, so if you’re a reading/writing enthusiast like myself be sure to check it out, and if you are in Bogota drop in and say hello to Steve Bieber at the Authors Bookstore.

Adult section, Children's section

Address: Calle 70 # 5-23 Bogotá

Store Hours:
Monday thru Saturday
10:00 a.m. — 8:00 p.m.

Sunday & Holidays
10:00 a.m. — 6:00 p.m.

Contact: info@authors.com.co


The Shadows Want Me – An illustrated Poem

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I wanted to do something special with this poem.  I wrote it over a decade ago, when I was living in my parents garage.  There were no electric lights, but I didn’t mind, I’ve always loved the way candles light up a room.  On many stormy nights I watched the shadows, which to me seemed like they were playing in the corners of darkness.

A few months ago I reconnected with Ben Speichart, an old friend from high school.  I’d seen some of his illustrations online and I asked  after I had seen some of his illustrations online.  I contacted him to see if he wanted to collaborate, my idea was to put his artwork together with my words.

Click on the photos below to see the finished project and hit the share button to help me out!

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Who Are The Best Self-Publishing Partners For An Indie Author? Ryan Krusac

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Custom Pen Designer – Ryan Krusac

After my successful Kickstart campaign I wanted to find the best creative partners for me, an indie author. Over the next two weeks I will be profiling the awesome partners and self-publishing dream team I am working with. I am extremely excited to start out by introducing Ryan Krusac.

But who are the ideal partners for an indie writer/skateboarding/backpacking/world traveler like me? As a writer there isn’t much needed to work on my craft, a pencil and paper will do. When I was traveling in Medellin, Colombia I had an idea. After doing some online research I  found who I believe to the best pen designer in the world.

I gravitated towards the work of Ryan Krusac and after a few emails back and forth, a long Skype call, and many unpredicted events in between, our discussions have led to a collaboration on one of his custom pens (similar to the one at the top of the page). Ryan is hard at work and hoping to have it ready for me by the end of the year, which is important because I want to use it to sign books on my soon to be announced book tour for Five Weeks in the Amazon. If you want to be sent an exclusive offer and more details about my book Click here.

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 Who is Ryan Krusac

Ryan Krusac creates the best hand made pens in the world. His clients are serious collectors and pen lovers who come to him for something that will give them a sense of pride when penning a personal message. There is a value to handwriting that has been intrinsic to humanity since the written word originated.  Ryan wants people to write something beautiful with something beautiful. In a world dominated by email and text messages, handwriting is special, meaningful, and historic.  He believes the best way to honor this specific form of self expression is with a writing instrument that’s worthy of the vigor you bring to your writing.

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Ryan is now finishing a custom pen that he designed from pictures I sent him. It will be built with utilitarian travel use in mind, and custom engravings featuring my cabin, hometown, and of course my dog Roxy. I love the direction he is going with the sketch he just sent me, and I am incredibly grateful for the opportunity to work with him. Over the next few weeks I will be posting updates on his creative process as he completes my custom pen

In Ryan’s own words

I personally create each and every pen. Not only is my workmanship guaranteed, each unique pen is made of exceptional material from around the world.  The quality and integrity of the materials I use is extremely important to me,  I will never compromise my standards with sub quality materials. The very nature of the materials I work with make each object unique unto themselves.  Segments from the same tree or the same antler, even inches apart, take on an appearance that can never be replicated.  As fine art should be, every piece stands alone as unique unto itself.

Video link of Ryan at the 2014 DC Pen Show

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From a very young age Ryan received formal art training. His parents, both teachers, taught him how to “see” as an artist must, and gave him access to all kinds of artistic outlets that fostered his creative ability.

Growing up, he was surrounded by original artwork by Picasso, Dali, Currier and Ives, as well as literature from all the masters and modernists. He took inspiration from these artists and others, and as a teenager would lock himself in his room laboring over his drawing table for hours.

After graduating from the University of Georgia, Ryan became the director of design for a major rug manufacturer and despite feeling confined by his responsibilities in the corporate world, he never stopped working on his own projects in his studio. Ryan now focuses on his studio work full time producing limited edition custom pens. His attention is now turned towards continuing to explore exotic woods, precious metals, and other unique design materials.

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Who Are The Best Self-Publishing Partners For An Indie Author? Rory Doyle

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Cover Designer – Rory Doyle

‘You shouldn’t judge a book by its cover’ Everyone has heard this saying, but it doesn’t mean as much when you are publishing your own book. People will judge its cover. A large part of my selling, or not selling, will come from the initial judgment people have the instant they first see the cover. This is why I knew I needed to find someone to create something that will jump off the bookshelves. If you want to be the first to see it when it comes out, click here.

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Just like I know Ryan Krusac is going to make me an awesome hand-made fountain pen, there’s no one I trust more than Rory Doyle to make an awesome cover design. A friend for over a decade, as a teenager I only knew him as a skateboarder. It was only in the last few years that his talent started being noticed on a global level, and it make sense that he had always been an artist with a passion for graffiti and drawing. He knew from the beginning of his career that if an artist combines their fine art ability with a set of digital skills, they will be much more valuable. Doyle did just that and has not only taught digital design courses, but he’s also been employed as a 3D artist making video games EA Sports.

Doyle - CoversWhen it comes finding inspiration

Doyle says you’re more likely to find him thumbing through an old collection of vinyl records than trolling online. As for preparing for a project (like designing my book cover), he likes to research areas related to the theme, or vision of the project. That way his finished work contains an informed understanding, which began in the creative process, and concludes in high-level concepts. For Doyle, the Vancouver art scene is unique because of the amount of talent, and the variety of styles that it is made of. He believes growing up in the Pacific Northwest has been a big influence his work, and he enjoys living where the he can ride a skateboard in the summer, and a snowboard in the winter.

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Prohibition Brewing Company makes craft beer in Vancouver, B.C. They approached Doyle with the idea to create a brand image that spoke to the prohibition era. What made their idea stand out to was that the art he created would be screened right on the bottle. Limited to four colors Doyle incorporated the bottle itself into the outlining and shadows.

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In a town filled with cowboys, the Commonwealth Bar & Stage in Calgary, Alberta stands out. They commissioned Rory to hand shape and paint huge slabs of oak in a series he named “Lethal Toxins”

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Chronic TacoEverybody loves Chronic Taco. Their niche in the mexi-fusion restaurant market couldn’t have more fitting illustrations their Las Vegas storefront. There is a fusion in the art itself and Doyle hit the nail on the head on this one!

I can tell Sean is extremely passionate about this project.  I want to make sure I help visualize that passion through to the cover and compound it with the ability the Amazon has to draw you in. I look forward to the challenge of finding the best way to do that.

In Rory’s words

“I can tell Sean is extremely passionate about this project; that’s what I want to bring to life through the cover. The Amazon has a natural ability to draw you in and I look forward to finding the best way convey that through my design”

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Want to see me in a skateboard video? (warning graphic content)

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When you’re filming a part for a skateboard video you push yourself so far, both mentally and physically, that getting hurt is pretty common. I was never the best skateboarder, but I sure as hell fell in love with it, and I haven’t quit since.

The first half of this video is a short part I had in the Red Dragon video “Skateboard Party”. The second half is from the “bail section” later in the video (and shows why my first half was so short). Warning, it’s a little graphic and I say bad words.

I was trying to shoot a photo for the cover of a magazine. I ended up in the hospital with 2 broken ribs and compound fracture in my foot that required surgery, two metal plates and 12 screws. Like all young, strong athletes should, I healed my body and six months later went back to try the same trick. This time I planned to conquer it. I wish could say I landed it, but I didn’t. I had the exact same fall and broke the same two ribs, cut the same part of my eyebrow, but luckily I didn’t break my foot again, I only tore my left ACL.

While it’s the only trick I regret not landing, I’m glad I had the balls to go back and try it again. Even though it may have beaten me in the end, I was able to walk away knowing I tried my best.



Five Weeks in the Amazon – Final Cover Design

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What do you think of the final cover design for Five Weeks in the Amazonmy soon to be released book…Five Weeks in the Amazon - Ebook Cover

It all started with my Kickstarter campaign, which took me to Colombia. After having my computer stolen I couldn’t work on my book anymore (although luckily it was saved in iCloud), so I dedicated my self to writing short stories in my journals. Some of them I finished and put on my site, others still need work.

I came back to Canada at the end of July and set up my home base/writing studio on a little island outside of Vancouver named Bowyer. My book Five Weeks in the Amazon is now done and I couldn’t be happier with the ebook cover that Rory Doyle Designed.

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Five Weeks in the Amazon – PRE ORDER NOW!

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Click here to pre-order my first book, Five Weeks in the Amazon

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Five Weeks in the Amazon - A backpacker’s journey: life in the rainforest, Ayahuasca, and a Peruvian shamans ancient diet

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  • Would I find modern wisdom in ancient traditions?
  • Could a shaman save me?
  • Or was I just looking for an excuse to get high?

I was on the cover Skateboard Canada at 18, met the president of Tahiti at 23, traveled the world and had a six-figure salary by the time I was 25…. And I was completely miserable.

By 28 I’d lost everything, I’d lost my job, I’d lost my marriage, I’d lost the most important thing anyone can lose — I’d lost myself. No matter what I did in life, no matter how hard I tried to find happiness, it always seemed to fall apart. With nothing but a backpack and a ton of questions, I went to the Amazon to look for a shaman that I hoped had the answers.


Who Are The Best Self-Publishing Partners For An Indie Author? Dean Bradshaw

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Cover Photographer – Dean Bradshaw

If a picture says a thousand words, then photographer Dean Bradshaw’s career is an epic novel. Originally from Australia, he fly to Los Angeles with a Biology degree and the dream of becoming one of the world’s top photographers.

beatthechefv2In a market saturated with talent, Dean’s eye for idiosyncratic subjects has become fused with his post production skills. He created a niche in the commercial photography market, and brands like American Express, National Geographic and Wrangler have all sought his unique photograph art.

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The thing I had in common with Dean when we first met was we were both foreigners that were living in California. Until you have ever actually lived in another country it is hard to fully understand what it’s like. Dean shared this understanding with me, and when he learned how much passion I had for coaching pro skateboarders he approached me and asked if he could shoot a feature on me for website witnessthis.com, (which is where I got the headshot I use everywhere, thanks Dean & Dersu).

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A few months after I got back from spending Five Weeks in the Amazon, Dean and his beautiful wife Catherine went to Peru to spend a week with the same shaman. So not only was he able to provide great imagery for my cover, he knows better than anyone the power of the jungle, the psychotropic jungle medication Ayahuasca, and of course got to meet Otillia, mi espiritu madre.

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Like I mentioned before, we all know the saying, “you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover”, but the one thing it doesn’t apply to at all is books. We all judge books by their cover, so having Dean give me the images I used for the final cover design is awesome! Thanks Dean!

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Photos of the Amazon – Iquitos, Peru

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A backpacker’s journey: life in the rainforest, Ayahuasca, and a Peruvian shaman’s ancient diet

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